Beauty and the Beat Boots

Little town, it's a quiet village
Every day, like the one before
Little town full of village people
Waking up to say

Yes girl, work bitch
Just twirl, the hashtag (what)

There go the go-go's with the cakes like always
The same old thirsty clientele
Every morning just the same
Since the morning that we came
To this Brokeback Mountain town

Good Morning Belle
Good Morning Ru
Where are you sashaying off to?
The book shop I just finished the most wonderful pride festival with glitter and ribbons
That's nice
Pit crew
Grab my wigs
Hurry up girl

(gasps) She's serving us a house of prairie realness
That pollyanna pony tail (coughs)
What a crusty shade of blue
And the apron is just eew
But she really is a basic queen miss Belle

Nu uh, Miss Thang
Girl, bye, Felicia
No tee no shade
Girl boom, girl ba whaa

I need six wigs
Just get extensions

There must be more than yas girl get your life

Yaaassss
Hi Adam, hi Steve
Ive come to return the book I borrowed
Yaaassss
Did you get anything new
Yas
Why thank you this one is perfect
It is my favorite, can I keep it
YaaaAaaAaaAAAaas
Thank you thank you very much
Yaaassss
Yaaasss
Nye Nyeenyye nyeyyeyeyeyeye

I heard she's got a thing for beasts and gerbils
I heard she used to be a male

Golly how'd I end up here?
I'm just looking for a beard

But she really is a basic fish Miss Belle

Oh, isn't this amazing?
It's so grand to be LGBT
Here everyone's embracing
And their out here fighting for their rights to just be free

Miss boo boo kitty she's a mess no question
I think she's stuck in Arendale

Do I know you from the gym?
I'm just asking for a friend

But she really is a basic fish
A bargain busted basic fish
She really is a basic fish miss Belle

What up Belle
HAHAHA
Hey girl
You're lookin' fly
Um just wondering if we could hang out sometime
Oh no thanks Leslie
We could freeze each other's bras
Like we did when we were little
Yea we never did that, but thank you
Well you and I didn't do it
But you know, we could
I'm busy but thank you
No, ok

Right from the moment you walked by Home Depot
I nearly almost broke a nail
All it takes is one phone call
We could get a big U-Haul
You can come with me to all my softball games

Look there she goes
Isn't she handsome
That hair, those calfs
Them burgan stocks
Two cats, two pecs
Two solid man buns
She's a studdly, beefy, grizzly top

Sashay
Kiki
That's me
.com (dot com)
That kids a goth
Those boots down gay
Ba blam
Huntie
Shantae
Yas yas yas yas
New power tools
GaGa
Beyonce
Madonna
Sail
She's giving body

There must be more than yas girl get your life
Miss cookie tookie honey, lesbianonist
I think I smell a fake Chanelle
Cause she's hashtag team too much
Trade that basket for clutch

Cause she really is a basic fish
A bargain busting basic fish
She really is a basic fish miss Belle

Hey queen
Yes girl
Just twirl
What!