Beatches

Now this is the first time I've been to anything like this
And thanks a lot, Bruce, for showing me how rock and roll is jazz
Did you tell her that rock and roll is jazz?
Yeah
Sure that's what I told her
Is there something wrong with that?
Bruce, how square can you get?
Rock and roll is not jazz

Knock knock
Hey bitches
You know who you are
Why don't you cut the crap and I'll tell them who you are?

Let's start with my bud
The Canadian twat
Bought 200 dollar shades
As long as you impress only girls that aren't flat
Glub glub fish face
You had 4 girls at once that liked you
But too pussy to get with even one of them
Cuz you're too busy playing your shitty TF2
You are in weights
But I never see any gains
If you were the World Trade Center
I could be the planes
Yo Mr. Biceps
So you guys had another fall
I think that I know why she left you
It's cuz your dick is small
I'm sorry man but it must be said
Now everyone knows it's not even big enough for the girls to give it head

Hahahahaha

Just shut the hell up
We're trying to work, Alex
Do you ever stop talking?
I already know that Ms. Gwinn looks like a T-Rex
But these aren't the people that I really want to have dissed
I want to fit this one guy in so that he won't get missed

Tyler Roland a dude I thought was pretty chill
Talking to me in Spanish so innocently and so friendly
But after all the laughs I gave you and work I let you cheat off
You turned around in English class and basically betrayed me

Always asking about our relationship and seemed as if you cared
You knew that I was head over heals in love with Kat
You never missed an opportunity to flirt with her
I guess somewhere along the lines you forgot where your manners were at

Why can't everyone just have respect
Expect
Accept
Your sexual gestures were made so openly
Vocally
Physically
Your Imagery
Wickedly
Dishonorably
And the people degrading
Objectifying
And hating
Shading
Spectating
Dictating
Humiliating
Intimidating
Investigating
Depreciating
Deteriorating
Ruining everything we had in the making
The whole time you were faking

Yes she has big tits
Is that the only place your eyes are at?
You wouldn't understand
Because your dick is where your mind is at

Knock Knock
Hey bitches
You know who you are
Why don't you cut the crap and I'll tell them who you are?

In the last one everyone knows
It wasn't at Kat I was calling out the hoes
So easy to identify
The cleavage makes you magnify
Your booty shorts show off your assets
Sharing booty like the ways of the soviets

Knock knock
Hey bitches
You know who you are

So now it's time for that person y'all have been waiting for
The name starts with a K
The next letter's an A
That's right it's Kaufman
Haha you thought it was Kat
But that California burrito
That hipster look deserves a veto
You acted like you cared
But you couldn't wait for me to leave
Teaching skills so terrible for the AP test
What could we achieve?
We all got 3's
Okay people
Where is Kania?

Now Kat
I just have one last thing to say
If you say you and I are done
Why do you still talk about me?

Peace out people