Beat My Dog

Well, you beat my dog, you eat my frog
You drink up all my gin
You bay at the moon and you sleep 'til noon
And you never tell me where you been
I buy you clothes, I fix your nose
I steal you ruby rings
You break the rules, you pee in pools
You do outrageous things

Woman
I lie, I cheat, I steal, I cry for you, woman
Woman
I'd lay down my life and die for you, woman

Well, you take my car, you drive so far
You come back with the tank on "E"
Your hair all messed, and you half-dressed
And you just look at me
You're out all night, you come in tight
You fall down on my bed
There you lay for all the next day
For all I know, you're dead

Woman
I lie, I chеat, I steal, I cry for you, woman
Woman
I'd lay down my life and die for you, woman

Wеll now listen, friend, this has got to end
We got to have ourselves a talk
Things got to change, rearrange
Or somebody gonna take a walk
Now I ain't one to put down fun
But this time you gone too far
You smoke my hash, you spend my cash
Who the hell you think you are?

You beat my dog, you eat my frog
You drink up all my gin
You bay at the moon and you sleep 'til noon
And you never tell me where you been
I don't know why I even try
To change the status quo
'Cause you break the rules, you pee in pools (hoo)
But still I love you so, pretty baby
Still I love you so, pretty baby
Still I love you so, pretty baby
Still I love you so