Basement

[Verse 1]
I met this guy on a hookup app
Body nice, dick massive
He said "come on over" so I booked a cab
He could stretch it like elastic
I got to his placement, he said "come down to the basement"
Wait- before I make it there
Lemme make it clear

[Chorus]
When you're done giving me that dick
Can you please let me leave your basement?
When you're done giving me that dick
Can you please let me leave your basement?

[Verse 2]
I like horror movies
You know the demon nun?
But never ever did I say I wanna be in one
So you can eat my arse like the human centipede
I could play your game like Saw
But I don't want my leg to bleed
Please let me go, I won't tell anyone
I'll just get my arse home and we could pretend it was fun
Please don't hurt me, that would be uncalled for
We could keep it pushing, like a pull door!

[Chorus]
When you're done giving me that dick
Can you please let me leave your basement?
When you're done giving me that dick
Can you please let me leave your basement?
Please let me leave, please let me leave
Can you please let me leave your basement
Please let me leave, please let me leave
Can you please let me leave your basement

[Bridge]
This is kinda cute actually
Nobody's ever kidnapped me
But your basement's kinda cold
So can you let me leave?
Let let let me leave
Let let let let me leave yeah
Can you let me leave?

[Verse 3]
Don't put me in a bath full of acid
That would make my dick go flacid
We could put on a movie that's classic
What's that one with the park? Jurassic?
Now I just became your victim
When all I wanted was a good old dickin'
Put me in a room and ask me what I wanted
I'd say "all I wanted was a good old dickin'"

[Chorus]
When you're done giving me that dick
Can you please let me leave your basement?
When you're done giving me that dick
Can you please let me leave your basement?
Please let me leave, please let me leave
Can you please let me leave your basement
Please let me leave, please let me leave
Can you please let me leave your basement

[Outro]
Wait the lighting in this basement is kinda cunt like
I kinda look cunt in this lighting like do you know what I mean
Lemme take a lil selfie like
Can I go now?