[Intro]
Uhm, fuck!
Oh no, my rent is due again
And I don't have any fucking money
I don't know what to fucking do
I need to make a life-changing, life-altering decision right now
Okay, what if I made a game, it's kinda like Mario Kart but it's called Sawdu Kart
And you can race all the different Sawdus
Like Sawdu Plushia, Sawdu Prussia, Sawdu Patel, Sawdu Titchmarsh
The gay Pitbull, Sawdu Doll, The fucking icon, Pink Ice Plushia
And then Sawdu, and then the song could go like
[Pre-Chorus]
Come down, down, d-down, down, down
We got Sawdu Kart in Sawdu Town
I got a love so deep and so profound
For the Sawdu Kart in Sawdu Town
I said come down, down, d-down, down, down
We got Sawdu Kart in Sawdu Town
You better pick your character carefully
At the Sawdu Kart Menu Screen
[Chorus]
Sawdu Kart (Menu Screen)
Sawdu Kart (Menu Screen)
Sawdu Kart (Menu Screen)
Sawdu Kart (Menu Screen)
Sawdu Kart (Menu Screen)
Sawdu, Sawdu, Sawdu Kart
(Menu, Menu, Menu Screen)
Sawdu Kart (Menu Screen)
Sawdu Kart (Menu Screen)
Sawdu Kar (Menu Screen)
Sawdu Kart (Menu Screen)
Sawdu Kart (Menu Screen)
You better pick your character carefully
At the Sawdu Kart (Menu Screen)
[Verse]
At the Pink Ice Race Track I'm an OG
Plushia Plushia Sparkle Emoji
A tongue out emoji like a puppy
Seat belts on, buckle uppy
I heat up like a toastie, do the most
He hit my beat, I hit my posie
Give me throatie, got cum all over his goatee
Right, who should I pick?
Which bitch got the best tricks?
Sawdu Plushia got the best dick
Sawdu Doll got the best tits
I could play Sawdu Titchmarsh
I heard he got a quick start
And I could play gay Pitbull
But I don't wanna fall down a pitfall
[Chorus]
Sawdu Kart (Menu Screen)
Sawdu Kart (Menu Screen)
Sawdu Kart (Menu Screen)
Sawdu Kart (Menu Screen)
Sawdu Kart (Menu Screen)
Sawdu, Sawdu, Sawdu Kart
(Menu, Menu, Menu Screen)
Sawdu Kart (Menu Screen)
Sawdu Kart (Menu Screen)
Sawdu Kar (Menu Screen)
Sawdu Kart (Menu Screen)
Sawdu Kart (Menu Screen)
You better pick your character carefully
At the Sawdu Kart (Menu Screen)
[Outro]
And the winner of the race was Sawdu Plushia, as usual