Barz (A tale of two citiez by J. Cole Remix)

Dropped my tape now these females from high school wanna speak to me
It seems to be they dream of eating me like I was indomie
These rap dudes are jealous because I flip words more proficiently
I can clearly see they're fearing me cause I'm about to screw the industry
Don't you dare cross this psychos path
That's like lightning a match to a line of gas igniting the rath equivalent to that of a nitro blast
Or using brute force to trap the human torch in a tank completely filled with hydrogen gas
They're afraid to take my psycho ass back to the asylum
I mixed Coca-Cola and Valium
Then hacked and slashed 2 Ku Klux Klan members dismembered them with an axe
Then sliced their leader in in half
And used their clothes to clean the blood that splashed
These insane thoughts make my brain rot
I'm crazy enough to stab myself repeatedly in my leg in the same spot
And laugh the pain off
Maybe I should locate Kate Moss and take her face off with a chainsaw
So that I can use it to play darts with James Bond
I stay sharp like blades dog
Grab the steak sauce and put the flames on
They want beef, bobby flay with a cape on, then I ate y'all after I hit clay Shaw in the face with a paintball gun and baseball bat and a freaking space rock
Destroyed Kimberly lyrically now she's history there was no chance in hell she could survive those fatal injuries
Big mistake tweeting at me dissing me I had to put your out of your misery
No human being is a match for Philly's wizardry the revenge was so beautiful the rap nerd got the last laugh as usual
I'll be that punk who shows up drunk to your funeral and even confuse your open casket as a urinal
Rooting tooting from the hip I'm 6 shooting my mind has been lucid I an just that ruthless this fools be confusing my music they been snoozing I'm twin gun saluting pimp slapping judas
Refusing to deal with garbage rappers the game is polluted completely by a bunch of dumb mumbling mutants I'm taking them back to the sewers
Man these niggas deluted makes sense they're always getting higher than honor roll students
Wow Phil I never knew you could spaz on a trap beat
I'm doing pretty damn well if you ask me
The rap-letes on a the track doing laps g don't at me or blast me if I same something nasty
Oh and call the ugly monkey so I can use her ginormous brachiosaurus sized forehead to fry forty four eggs, slice an orange and make porridge for Fernando Torres, George Lopez The Weeknd and Selena Gomez
I have to confess I do posses a pair of gargantuan balls to spit the flatulent bars
Kick lines that shatter your jaw and a nerferious plot to put a tarantula in one of Kim Kardashians bras and smack count Dracula with a spatula (Oh)
Snap his capulas and slice open his jugular aww splash his brains on the wall
Pretty immaculate huh, I might be callas and odd, I gotta sharpen my claws so pass the knife from the drawer (AWE)
I'm pretty devious I spend my spare time scaring demons and leaving them in a pot deeper than the voice of Liam Neeson
When I spit bars these lame rappers are home sleeping
They're just as whack as the girls who wear makeup for no reason
I'm in sane Nick cave Slim Shady with a thin blade I just cannot behave when I'm enraged I defame and flick shade at these fruit cakes in red braids plaguing the airwaves
I display a distaste for the plain sound they make
Throw theirs track in the trash before I even press play
It's weird how the produce garbage but get paid
While they suck like Kim Kay I'm her sex tape with Ray Jay
Tell Nana she's my date to the grammys then after that the next day we vay Kay in the Andes
Frankly these people from high school should have got the message
I got clowned by girls who had to tuck their guts in their leggings
I never cross I run past it it's fantastic when I plan my attack tactics
Leave you gasping like you asthmatic
Or having spasmodic convulsions like a math geek looking at his results after solving simple mathematics
Y'all better not come at angry and begin to attack me
Otherwise I'll just reciprocate it hundred fold and end up laughing
Hilarious backlash from spitting some mad facts
Being called mean and immature by these insecure ass hats
Who laugh at us nerd but only spoke to us in math class
And stabbing your friends in the back and wearing makeup for snapchat
The pretty boy Badass always gets the last laugh
Oh I almost forgot tell Kylie Jenner to give Jack Black his ass back
I ain't playing I'm super sayian when Im the booth and spraying the mic starts flaming and so do my rhyme book pages
I'm out for blood and so that means I have the right to remain violent
These people who catch feelings wanna at ame but Stay silent
They shiver and quiver when I spew these bars
Must be from bumping too much Eminem Kendrick Pac ice cube and nas
I been spitting for 10 years I got nothing to prove at all
Here's the moment you've been waiting for the coup de gras