Bad Thing (What You Do)

I did a bad bad thing, now what the fuck you do?
I chopped this bitches head off and I made love to her head
I did a bad bad thing, now what the fuck you do?
I smoked a lot of weed and ended up in Amsterdam

I did a bad bad thing, now what the fuck you do?
I don't fucking know but I did it to you
I did a bad bad thing, now what the fuck you do?
I dressed up like the Grinch and fucking stole your Christmas tree
I did a bad bad thing

I did a bad bad thing, now what the fuck you do?
I went a fucked the virgin Mary with a crucifix
I did a bad bad thing, now what the fuck you do?
I didn't use a rubber when I fucked your mother

I did a bad bad thing, now what the fuck you do?
I started drinking alcohol every fucking day
I did a bad bad thing, now what the fuck you do?
Forgive me father, cus I'm a fucking sinner...

I did a bad bad thing, now what the fuck you do?
I broke'd into your house and had my way with all your shoes
I did a bad bad thing, now what the fuck you do?
I jerked off in your eggnog, and put it back

I did a bad bad thing, now what the fuck you do?
I ran threw the streets with my fucking pants down
I did a bad bad thing, now what the fuck you do?
I fucked a bitch in a graveyard, is that wrong?

I did a bad bad thing, now what the fuck you do?
I dug up dead bodies, then I played in the snow
I did a bad bad thing, now what the fuck you do?
I'm underneath your bed, now what you gonna do?

I did a bad bad thing, now what the fuck you do?
I called your bitch a hoe and I don't know why you fuck her
I did a bad bad thing, now what the fuck you do?
I pleaded not guilty when clearly I'm fucking guilty

Yeah, too many things, clearly, I'm fucking sorry
I'm a Grinch, also, you got no more weed left