Bad On Fords and Chevrolets

Hey pretty thing, let me tell ya
I was raised on The Rolling Stones
Cut my teeth on Led Zeppelin
And Billy Gibbons songs

I learned to play the blues in Memphis
How to fight in Texas bars
Did a little time in Oklahoma
For hotwiring cars

There's a rocker on the road like Tom Joad
Ass-haulin' in a 442
Well, I'm bad on Fords and Chevrolets
But I'll be good to you, hey

I said hey pretty thang, I guess you heard
I rolled a Mustang 429
Runnin' from the law in Kansas City
Car wasn't mine

I know I'm rough around the edges
I don't do debutant
Oh honey, you got the juice, you got the junk
To get any man you want

Well, I'm an Okie on the road kinda like Tom Joad
In a ass-haulin' 442
I'm bad on Fords and Chevrolets
But I'll be good to you

Hey, pretty thing
Whoo

Hey pretty thing, let me show ya
My LA Ink tattoo
Yeah, if we both make it to the City of Angels
Maybe I'll buy you one too

It's a two-day drive from Abilene
To the California line
We stop off and see the lights of Vegas
That neon cowboy sign

There's a rocker on the road like Tom Joad
Ass-haulin' in a 442
Well, I'm bad on Fords and Chevrolets
But I'll be good to you
I'll be good

Yes I will
'Cause I'm bad on Fords and Chevrolets
Yeah, I'm bad on Fords and Chevrolets
Well, I'm bad on Fords and Chevrolets, whoo

Hey (bad on Fords and Chevrolets)
But I'll be good to you, yeah
(Bad on Fords and Chevrolets) Yes I will
(Bad on Fords and Chevrolets)
That rocker's on the road
(Bad on Fords and Chevrolets)