Bad Boy

[LISA]
Men are forthright
Women are shyer
Women require
What they won't get
Men are assertive
Women are not
Let's rearrange that plot
And what have we got?

We have got a man who's lookin' for adventures
When he starts takin' out his dentures
That is the time to say goodbye
Bad boy, you lied to me
Bad boy, you made me cry
Cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry

Another guy, who tells you that he's fertile
When he starts pullin' up his girdle
That is the time to say goodbye
Bad boy, you lied to me
Bad boy, you made me cry

Told me you were young but you're not
No, no, no!
Told me you were rich
Hah!
Told me you were going to die
That was a lie
You son of a bitch

So!
You fall in love
Things are absolutely ducky
When he starts to call you "Binky" or "Chucky"
That is the time to-
Say goodbye
Bad boy, you lied to me
Bad boy, you made me cry

Bad boy, bad boy
Bad boy, bad boy, bad boy
Bad boy, bad boy, bad boy
Oh, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad
Bad boy, bad boy
Bad boy, you made me cry

I believed each night that he told me
Everyone sold me his bill of goods
Dummy that I am, I simply wept
While my Adonis slept
Slept and slept
At which he's most adept

So you find a man
Who's lookin' for adventures
When he starts takin' out his dentures

[BACKUP]
That is the time to say goodbye

[LISA]
Oh, yes!
Bad boy, you lied to me
Bad boy, you made me cry
Cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry

Or!
An Arab king
Who when he tells you that he's royal
Gives off gas instead of oil
That is the time to say goodbye
Bad boy, you lied to me
Bad boy, you made me cry

Told me you read books but you don't!

[BACKUP]
No, no, no!

[LISA]
Told me you were rich!

[BACKUP]
You were poor! You were poor! You were very poor!

[LISA]
Told me I had broken your heart

[BACKUP]
She's not that smart
The girl you adore

[LISA]
So you...
Meet a man
He's funny and he's clever
When he says he'll love you always and ever

[BACKUP]
That is the time to say goodbye

[LISA]
You said it!

[LISA & BACKUP]
Bad boy, you lied to me
Bad boy, you made me cry

[LISA]
Bad boy, bad boy
Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad
Bad boy, bad boy
Bad boy, you made me cry

Bad boy
Bad, bad, bad, bad
So bad, bad, bad, bad
So bad!
Bad, bad, bad
Bad! Bad! Bad!

Bad boy, bad boy
Bad boy, you made me-
You!
Made me... cry!

Cry!