B Movie Saga

Oh sweet Jesus could this be
My very own last stand
Lupe Brown won't marry me
It didn't work out as planned

Psychic policemen bang my drum
Wildmen tap my phone
Fifteen guard dogs at my door
Won't leave me alone

Well it's all so very simple
You don't have to get so deep
It's a racket for the lazy
I could do it in my sleep

Oh yeah, well I never ever knew it could be so easy
Oh yeah, well I never ever knew you could be so cruel

Well I have nothing easy
I hate everything you adore
So tell me when, tell me again
Tell me just once more

Oh yeah, well I never ever knew it could be so easy
Oh yeah, well I never ever knew you could be so cruel

Well I would ride a thousand planes
You know I hate to fly
This would satisfy my brains
And give me half a reason why

There's no good reason I should stay
And ten good ones to leave
But I'm just curious to see
What you've got up your sleeve

Well you've never let me down so far
This could be a day
When I should've seen it coming
Scrambling up my way

Oh yeah, well I never ever knew it could be so easy
Oh yeah, well I never ever knew you could be so cruel

Well I work seven days now
But it would just about do me in
Once in a while, I'll fake you a smile
But I don't have the discipline

Oh yeah, well I never ever knew it could be so easy
Oh yeah, well I never ever knew you could be so cruel

Well it's all so very simple
You don't have to get so deep
It's a racket for the lazy
I could do it in my sleep

Oh yeah, I never ever knew it could be so easy
Oh yeah, I never ever knew you could be so cruel

Well I have nothing easy
I hate everything you adore
So tell me when, tell me again
Tell me just once more

Oh yeah, well I never ever knew it could be so easy
Oh yeah, well I never ever knew you could be so cruel