Axe Kick to the Face

Nah, you know I don't look for it
I'm A5 now man, 아저씨 mode, you know?
Sometimes it looks for you though
Hypothetically

Imagine you're at a nice restaurant
On your way down to the restroom
Having an anniversary dinner with your girl so it was special
And as you walk away you see a drunk asshole
He's tryna test you
Trying to impress two of his friends
That he's next to in the next booth
But you don't wanna trip 'cause you want to show your girl that you're gentle
You gave her so much shit already you promised nights uneventful
So you just let it go

But then he walks over down to your lady slow smiling like
"Can I text you? You have that sweet combination look of sexy and intellectual."
Rubbing his arm all up against your girl, getting disrespectful
The moment you saw that right there even God couldn't prevent you
From doing an axe kick in and out to the shoulder
Your side of your shoe collided with the fucking side of his temple
He drops and he trembles
Your girl splash him with a glass neato
That was half full of chilled Tito vodka and Redbull
And then his friends yell "STOP"
And they all started to scramble him out
Panic and shout and grabbed him up by his H&M socks at his ankle
And I know it’s weird but I was thankful
'Cause I was mad full and I let go of myself in New York
So I was a fat ass too
'Cause I could’ve stampeded his ass and killed a man, be careful
'Cause I’m an ox and I get excited quick
I’m not trying to get like JL who’s the viole…