Attempted Armed Robbery

[Verse 1]
Once upon a time, a man in his thirties tried to rob Pattie's Heart Healthy
He had a machete
When he told Erica Keller to open the cash register, she refused
Then he threatened to jump over the counter and stab her

[Chorus]
Attempted armed robbery
Attempted armed robbery
Attempted armed robbery
Attempted armed robbery

[Verse 2]
Patty Ruford, owner of the restaurant, came in that night
She was so shocked that this guy tried to rob her restaurant
The police made a report
The bandit wore a werewolf mask

[Chorus]
Attempted armed robbery
Attempted armed robbery
Attempted armed robbery
Attempted armed robbery

[Verse 3]
This holdup took place on Halloween night
It was at eight o'clock PM at night
That was at 613 W Diversey Parkway
The suspect is being sought for this holdup

[Chorus]
Attempted armed robbery
Attempted armed robbery
Attempted armed robbery
Attempted armed robbery

[Outro]
Rock over London, rock on Chicago
Mitsubishi, the word is getting around