As Long As There’s A Bar

If a table's all you’ve got
I'll take it with a double shot
And keep my eye out for an open spot
‘Neath that Old Milwaukee sign

Because when you've just had one of those days
That got off to a real bad start
It’s gonna end up ok
As long as there's a bar

As long as there's a two for one
A jukebox and a drinkin' song
A bartender with an ear to bend
You're always gonna find a friend
At a dive on the edge of town or karaoke in a motel lounge
You don't have to look that far
It's alright anywhere
As long as there's a bar

If you wanna celebrate
Or just need to get your head on straight
From Tokyo to LA
You can mend your broken heart
Last call cures anything
The whole world might go insane
But some things will never change
As long as there’s a bar

As long as there’s a two for one
A jukebox and a drinkin' song
A bartender with an ear to bend
You’re always gonna find a friend
At a dive on the edge of town or karaoke in a motel lounge
You don't have to look that far
It's alright anywhere
As long as there's a bar

At an airport killing time
At the beach chasin’ salt and lime
No you don't have to look that far
It's alright anywhere
As long as there's a bar