An Ode to Locksmiths

[Intro]
(Where the fuck are my keys?)

[Verse 1]
Been given the keys
I knew I'd receive, be careful
What you're asking for
Thy rod and thy staff
Simply twelve-toned math, an earful
Opening all doors

[Verse 2]
Simon the Roman
Gone fishin' for man, if you're caught
Is to be freed
Come open your lock
By using a rock or sowing
The proper seeds

[Instrumental Bridge]

[Verse 3]
Woe to thee, all women
Of land, air, and sea
Adam was the serpent
Apple 'tween his knees
Seduced by a snake
Worshipped by nations
Banished forth from Eden
It's the male who is Satan, Satan

[Verse 4]
From the tree of knowledge
A metaphor for sex
Plucked a ripened globe of fruit
That of innocence
Since forbidden, resisted
Forcing her to taste
And now I know why girls hate boys
'Cause Eve was in fact raped, raped

[Interlude]
You ain't goin' nowhere
Everybody ready? Let's go

[Outro]
We ain't goin' home, got nowhere to go
We ain't goin' home, got nowhere to go
We ain't goin' home, got nowhere to go
We ain't goin' home, got nowhere to go
Nowhere to go
Nowhere to go
(Come on)
(You come on)
We ain't goin' home, got nowhere to go
We ain't goin' home, got nowhere to go
We ain't goin' home, got nowhere to go
We ain't goin' home, got nowhere to go
Nowhere to go
Nowhere to go
Nowhere to go