All My Untalented Friends (Ooo La La)

[Intro]
Guys, I'm not talking shit, okay?

[Verse 1]
Celebrity party, what do I see?
A lot of fake boobies looking back at me
All the cool kids and their brand new teeth
Bathrooms lines, not to pee
They're talking shit about my grey NBs
And my RAV4 from 2016
Isn't it crazy that all these trust fund babies run the scene?

[Chorus]
All my untalented friends live in mansions
And all the models they date
Look the same as my exes, ooh-la-la
I get it, you're shameless
You're sugar daddy famous
All my untalented friends think they made it, ooh-la-la

[Verse 2]
Infinity pool with an unreal view
And еverybody's swimming in their birthday suits
I'm in my T-shirt and it's stuck like gluе
To my skin, security's nothing new
The Chainsmokers cancelled so the DJs Guetta
And nobody here is now on my level
I'm Ubering home in a broke down Jetta
(Fuck this, none of this matters)

[Chorus]
All my untalented friends live in mansions
And all the models they date
Look the same as my exes, ooh-la-la
I get it, you're shameless
You're sugar daddy famous
All my untalented friends think they made it, ooh-la-la

[Post-Chorus]
Oh-oh-oh
Ooh-la-la
Oh-oh-oh

[Bridge]
I'll Irish goodbye 'cause I'll have a better time
With my dog and my life in my apartment in North Hollywood
I'll Irish goodbye 'cause I'll have a better time
With my dog and my life in my apartment in North Hollywood
A simple life misunderstood

[Chorus]
All my untalented friends live in mansions
And all the models they date
Look the same as my exes, ooh-la-la
I get it, you're shameless
You're stupid ultra famous
All my untalented friends think they made it, ooh-la-la

[Outro]
Ooh-la-la