A Very Pretty Song For A Very Special Young Lady

They say the days don't move
And that there's no such thing as time
But reflecting on the hours gone by
I know that once you were mine

Then something happened that I just didn't see
That something took you away
I never thought that it would ever be
That I'd look back in dismay

But now I'm here and I'm standing around without you
Wondering where I went wrong
I don't want to live without you
Seems like it's taken so long

For me to gather up the words I want to say
I need you with me, it's true
There doesn't seem to be any real way
That I can ever come through for you

[New age valley girl and obnoxious frat boy]
Mmm, ooh, oh my god, that feels so good
Oh yeah, yeah
Oh, baby yeah
Do it, do it, ah, ah, mmh
You're driving me crazy
Oh, oh
Oh my god, that feels so good
Oh yeah, yeah, baby, yeah
Do it, oh, oh
You're driving me crazy, oh
[laughing]
I'm the hottest thing on wheels, bitch!
You're so rad!
My father taught me everything I know!
You know, I've never met a he-man quite like you
Like, you know, someone who could take me beyond the confines of my perceived celestial boundaries
Exemplified by the quasi-cataclysmic cacophony of one's personal ponderance of existential mortality, like
You know what I mean?
Blow me, bitch!