A Dime a Dozen

[Intro]
(Da da) A dime a dozen!
(Da da) A dime a dozen!
(Da da) A dime a dozen!
(Da da da)

[Verse 1]
My best girlfriend Jane
She says I must be insane
She says 'cause I sit and cry for you

[Chorus]
Then she says
A dime a dozen
That's what boys cost!
A dime a dozen
You really, really haven't lost
A dime a dozen

[Post-Chorus]
But that ain't true
'Cause if I could, I would
Buy a dozen of you!

[Verse 2]
She says they come and go
She says at my age I should know
She says all about the birds and bees

[Chorus]
Then she says
A dime a dozen
That's what boys cost!
A dime a dozen
You really, really haven't lost
A dime a dozen

[Post-Chorus]
But that ain't true
'Cause if I could, I would
Buy a dozen of you!

[Bridge]
Big mouth Jane, please shut up!
I don't think that stuff!
Talkin' through your height [?]
You don't know where you're right
My guy was a diamond in the rough!

[Verse 3]
Hey, Jane, zip your lips!
I'm sayin' hop a train, take a trip!
I'm sayin', 'cause I know it isn't true

[Chorus]
When you say
A dime a dozen
That's what boys cost!
A dime a dozen
You really, really haven't lost
A dime a dozen

[Post-Chorus]
But that ain't true
'Cause if I could, I would
Buy a dozen of you!

[Outro]
(Da da) A dime a dozen!
(Da da) A dime a dozen!
(Da da) A dime a dozen!
(Da da da)
(Da da) A dime a dozen!
(Da da) A dime a dozen!...