99 to Life

[Intro: Joe Richardson]
I got 99 to life
Stabbed a man with a butcher knife
Ain't no way out in sight
All this sufferin' serves me right

[Verse 1: Joe Richardson]
Mornin' grub, gon' need me some
But it's covered with spit and cum
Nothin' but water now
Gonna help when I hit that plow
The man sittin' on the hoss
That man's shotgun says he's boss
I got 99 to life

[Verse 2: Joe Richardson]
Hey, the bossman's got that gun
Gotcha workin' in the sun
Gotcha poundin' with that hoe
Hey, you better finish up that row
Look at shotgun done gone off
Oh, poor Georgie died with one last cough
He went face down in the dirt
And the boss yelled "back to work!"

[Interlude]

[Verse 3: Joe Richardson]
So tired I'm stumblin' drunk
Oh, sweat stinkin' like a skunk
That dust dryin' on my brow
Oh, like a mule behind that plow
Got 99 to life
Stabbed a man with a butcher knife
Ain't no way, no way out in sight
Hey, all this sufferin' serves me right
Yeah, all this sufferin' serves me right

[Interlude: Joe Richardson]
Yeah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no serves me right
It serves me right
Oh, sure I can afford all this stuff
He sit around here
I'll be out there, someone in someone's place
And the drinker too
All that's opened up
These are all they can do

[Coda: Joe Richardson]
Oh, ain't no way, no way out in sight
Hey, all this sufferin' serves me right
Yeah, all this sufferin' serves me right
Oooooooooh!
A-ha! A-ha! A-ha! A-ha! A-ha! A-ha! A-ha! A-ha! A-ha! Ah, yeah!
99 to life, motherfucker
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
Get, get, get 'em! Get 'em! Go! Go!
... Oh, no! ...