77.7 HAND OF GOD FM NO.1

[Intro: Radio guy]
Get-Get your intros ready
Yo, commercial free hip-hop starts now

[PART 1: I KNOW - GONDA]

[Intro]
Ayo this is 77.7 hand of God FM, mothafucka
Scrape the shit out yo' ears, bitch

[Verse 1]
Smokin' on that shit that make a mothafucka' choke, I know
They say that GODHAND unstoppable, I know
"Nobody did this shit like this befo'", I know
I told her drop it down to the floor, she said "I know"

[Chorus]
I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know

[Verse 2]
Bitch, I been smokin' cat piss
Countin' up my money, complicated mathematics
This the mixtape, I be rappin' just for practice
If it was '07 you could find this shit on DatPiff
In-In, In '99, maybe Napster
99 problems and this hoe ain't a factor
Talkin' shit to me after the show
It don't matter who you know
Then go find a bastard up in the rafters, b-b-bitch
E-E-E-Every time they open up they mouth I tell 'em "pipe down"
I can't trust a mothafuckin' soul who'll put the pipe down
You be on that devil shit, make him see the light now
Stickin' out yo' tongue at me, the curb make 'em bite down (Boom)
All my haters broke and slow
Put you in a grave, now yo' best friend a crow
Praise to the hand 'cause you know that I know
She said "you and MONGO the best", bitch I know

[Chorus]
I know, I know, (Ay') I know, I know
I know, I know, (Ay') I know, I know

[INTERMISSION]

[Radio dude]
That was the latest single "I KNOW" by GONDA from GODHANDUSA and I just gotta' say, holy shit man, holy shit
We got some more bangers comin' your way, but first, let's get some callers on the line
Caller number 1?
You're live

[Caller number 1]
Haaa, ahhh, h'ohhh yeah
Haaa, oh-

[Radio dude]
Aaaalright, caller number 2?
What do you gotta' say?

[Caller number 2]
Yeah, I really like all that Memphis funk and dark trap stuff you guys do, but you gotta' stop with that experimental woke stuff
Esta chingada basura y me esta cabreando güey, ustedes son-

[Radio dude]
Caller number 2, you are a peice of shit
Uh, caller number 3, what do you gotta' say to the people, man?

[Caller number 3]
Heyyyyyy, I really love your guys music, whenever it come on in the strip club, I make a bunch more money, hahahaha!

[Radio dude]
Thank you so much caller number 3, unfortunately that's all the time we have
Lets keep this show on the road
Next, we got "POPPIN'" (RIGHT NOW) by MONGO from GODHAND
Wow these guys are really killin' it in these streets
You heard it here first on 77.7, the hand

[PART 2: POPPIN' (RIGHT NOW) - MONGO]

[Chorus]
Haters always talkin' mad shit, but I'm poppin' right now, you can suck my dick, lil' hoe
Pull up with like 45 sticks and like 99 bitches, all in the club with my bros
MONGO don't really give one fuck, two, fuck, three fuck, blue fuck, green fuck, no
All I know is you fuck me, fuck, I fuck, we fuck, then send yo' ass through the door

[Verse 1]
God damn, this bitch bad as fuck
Got ya' boy tryna' bust a fat ass nut
Bustin' in yo' eyeball, bustin' in yo' butt
Come and fuck with a real one, I'm always in the cut
Girl, you so beautiful
Quick fuckin' with them other dudes right now
Just pull up on a thug and get piped down, right now
I said right now

[Chorus]
Haters always talkin' mad shit, but I'm poppin' right now, you can suck my dick, lil' hoe
Pull up with like 45 sticks and like 99 bitches, all in the club with my bros
MONGO don't really give one fuck, two, fuck, three fuck, blue fuck, green fuck, no
All I know is you fuck me, fuck, I fuck, we fuck, then send yo' ass through the door

[Verse 2]
Haters can't see me, they need glasses
Trickle-down theory, slow like molasses
Skatin' on The Jakes, ain't no mall grabbin'
Shittin' on you fuckas', I need some hall passes
God to the hand, ain't talkin' 'bout a pagan
I'm the number 1, put me on the station
Bustin' off that fuckin' white girl, Sarah Palin
I believe in God, I don't fuck with Satan (Boom)

[Chorus]
H-H-Haters always talkin' mad shit, but I'm poppin' right now, you can suck my dick, lil' hoe
Pull up with like 45 sticks and like 99 bitches, all in the club with my bros
MONGO don't really give one fuck, two, fuck, three fuck, blue fuck, green fuck, no
All I know is you fuck me, fuck, I fuck, we fuck, then send yo' ass through the door

[INTERMISSION]

[Radio dude]
That was "POPPIN'" parentheses "RIGHT NOW" by MONGO from GODHANDUSA
I gotta' say man, there is just nothing else that sounds like that anywhere
You can always count on the hand to deliver these completely unique sounds
I'm getting word that we actually have MONGO in the building right now for an exclusive interview
So, uh, MONGO, tell us about the new album and uh, what can we expect?

[MONGO]
Man, I got two words for you bro, that's pussy and poppin'
This one for all the bad bi-

[Government person]
(Cough, cough)
Uh, we interrupt this program to bring you a message from the president of the United States

[The president]
Hello everyone, it is me, the president of the United States of America
I hope everyone is having a pleasant evening
I'm here to inform you that GODHANDUSA is a dangerous criminal terrorist organization and a threat to our national security
Anyone caught playing, listening to, or enjoying GODHANDUSA'S music, will receive a mandatory minimum sentence of 25 years in a maximum security prison

[Radio dude]
Are we back?
Are we still on?
Hey, uh, 'pologies to our listeners for the technical inconvenience
We don't know what the fuck that was
But anyway, we're back with another banger from Americas favorite duo
New single from GODHANDUSA called "FUCK THE GOVERNMENT AND EVERYONE IN IT"
77.7 hand of God FM, fuck AM and XM

[PART 3: FUCK THE GOVERNMENT AND EVERYONE IN IT - GODHANDUSA]

[Chorus: GONDA]
Hey bitch, fuck the government (Yeah)
Fuck the government (Put yo' hands up)
Fuck the government (Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch)
Fuck the government

[Verse 1: GONDA]
Fuck the government bitch, and everyone inside
GODHAND pull up with the fuckin' 5
I hope air force one fall out the fuckin' sky
Tell your local congressman to run and hide
String 'em up by the end of his fuckin' tie
Every senator should ingest cyanide
Every politician bought and paid for
Every boot lickin' mothafucka' worried 'bout the rainbow

[Verse: 2 MONGO]
Bitch, I was tryna' get my drugs out the back door
Fuck the DEA and the gang task force
They found my guns and tried to take away my passport
I'm finna' give TSA what they asked for
If you support the president than you a lap dog
Bitch, Ronald Reagan gave us crack rock
They gon' put me in a box for my backtalk
I don't give a fuck, fuck Tesla and BlackRock

[Verse 3: GONDA]
Bitch, I'm tryna' infiltrate Bohemian Grove like I'm Alex Jones, bitch you finna' get exposed
Bill Clinton was fuckin' on some lil' kids, verifiably, fuck our society
On a keyboard, tryna' tell me what to say
Bitch, your great grandpa prolly owned slaves
They tryna' poison and control the whole nation, but I can tell that y'all ain't ready for that conversation

[Verse 4: MONGO]
Everybody tryna' hear a song wit' no meanin'
Money, guns, hoes, murder, and dope fiendin'
Face tattoos, heroin and suicide, boy, 'erybody tryna' overdose on opiates
Everybody got some shit to say for no reason
Ain't nobody tryna' exorcise they own demons
Fuck 'erybody starin' at a screen, bitch, 'ery motherfucker like you need to stop breathin'

[Chorus: GONDA]
Hey bitch, fuck the government (Yeah)
Fuck the government (Put yo' hands up)
Fuck the government (Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch)
Fuck the government

[Outro: GONDA]
(Yeah, Yeah)
Fuck the government (Y'all know what the fuck it is)
Fuck the government (It's G-O-D-H-A-N-D)
Fuck the government (Fuck the government)
Fuck the government

[INTERMISSION]

[Radio dude]
Hope you guys enjoyed that last track, that was "FUCK THE GOVERNMENT AND EVERYONE IN IT"
Uh, we got time for some more callers now
Caller number 4, you're on the line, right now!

[Caller number 4]
Hey man, I told you guys to stop makin' that pinche political intellectual music
Shit makin' me crazy in my fuckin' head, you make my brain hurt man, just stop it!-

[Radio dude]
This fucking guy again, holy shit
Aye, caller number 5, you got anything to say about that?

[Caller number 5]
Hey man, not cool man
Hip-hop is an inherently political genre of music, you can say whatever you want man
My family came here from Mumbai, we don't have freedom of speech in India

[Radio dude]
You're 100% right bro
Hip-hop and rap can be considered inherently political due to their origins in marginalized communities and their historical use of language as a tool for social commentary and activism
Anyway, this next song is called "HER ASS IS SO FAT" by GODHANDUSA, here on 77.7 hand of God FM!

[PART 4: HER ASS IS SO FAT - GODHANDUSA]

[Intro: GONDA, MONGO, Both]
Ayo' MONGO
What up big dawg?
Aye, you see that bitches ass over there?
Uh, uh, yeah I think so
That shit is so fat!
Oh shit, I think she comin' over here!
Woah!

[Chorus: GODHANDUSA]
That bitch got a fat ass (That bitch got a fat ass) God damn!
That bitch got a fat ass (That bitch got a fat ass) She got a fat ass!
That bitch got a fat ass (That bitch got a fat ass) God damn!
That bitch got a fat ass (That bitch got a fat ass) She got a fat ass!

[Verse 1: GONDA]
That bitch got a fat ass, I said God damn
She drop it down, cause a tsunami in Japan
That booty shakin' cause an earthquake, a avalanche
My heart beatin' to fast, I need a ativan (Woo)
I need a xanny bar, I need a percocet (God damn)
She made my heart skip, I feel it burnin' in my chest (Woo)
She made my heart palpitate, I need a 'fibrillator (God damn)
I thought 'at booty only possible in simulators (Oh man)
Her booty attractin' me like it's a magnet (Woo)
Her booty fat, I'm surprised she ain't draggin' it (God damn)
Her ass fit inside her jeans like a magic trick (Woo)
Must be in her genes, thank yo' mother for a ass that big (God damn)
Yo' ass fatter than my wildest dreams (Ah, man)
I'm surprised yo' pants ain't tearin' at the seams, bitch (God damn)
I thank God that he made you in a certain way (Ah, man)
Let me get some cake, it's my mothafuckin' birthday (God damn)

[Chorus: GODHANDUSA]
That bitch got a fat ass (That bitch got a fat ass) God damn!
That bitch got a fat ass (That bitch got a fat ass) She got a fat ass!
That bitch got a fat ass (That bitch got a fat ass) God damn!
That bitch got a fat ass (That bitch got a fat ass) She got a fat ass!

[Verse 2: MONGO]
God damn, bitch
How you even move that thang 'round? (What?)
Need a globemaster just to get it off the ground (Damn)
Ass fat as fuck, ass fat as Frank Hassle (Uh-huh)
Ass couldn't even fit inside a whole castle (No it can't)
Ass like a flashbang, make my head numb (Hey)
Hoe, that ass bigger than the nose on KRS-One (What?)
Got me beggin' for the booty like some bread crumbs
Ass like a horse, clap it louder than F1 (God damn)
Butt so big, need 1000 dicks just to cover up even a centimeter of the rim (God damn)
Shawty thicc and the ass crack is cavernous
Ass so fat, a long distance for my cum to swim (Hell naw)
She cover up the atmosphere with massive cake
Gotta' wait 1000 years for the environment to acclimate (Damn)
And if I get the chance, I'd consume a 25 course ass feast at a savage pace (God damn)

[Chorus: GODHANDUSA]
That bitch got a fat ass (That bitch got a fat ass) God damn!
That bitch got a fat ass (That bitch got a fat ass) She got a fat ass!
That bitch got a fat ass (That bitch got a fat ass) God damn!
That bitch got a fat ass (That bitch got a fat ass) She got a fat ass!

[INTERMISSION]

[Radio dude]
You know what it is, 77.7 hand of God FM
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