1-800-IWANNADIE

[Chorus: MONGO]
Gloves on in the black, steel toe wit the strap and we runnin' in yo' domicile (ayyyy)
Extendo on the mac, head toe all black and we ready for a homicide
1-800-IWANNADIE
Just give a call any fucking time
We guarantee we'll there in 5
Straight to yo door wit the fucking 5

[Verse 1: MONGO]
Or your money back, quick and painless how I do it with the fucking mac
Let a round fly directly between your eyes
Hit your brain leaving stains on the wall as a sign
Add a clean up crew for a very small price
25.99 for the 9 to yo spine
And it's 5.99 for the bleach get it cleaned up
So nobody had to know that yo ass done died
And for 4 easy payments of 12.99
Y-y-you could go missing too dump you in the ocean
Call for the chrome if you sick of being alive
We gon pop out wit the mop you can bet yall ass die (ayyyy)

[Chorus: MONGO]
Gloves on in the black, steel toe wit the strap and we runnin' in yo' domicile (ayyyy)
Extendo on the mac, head toe all black and we ready for a homicide
1-800-IWANNADIE
Just give a call any fucking time
We guaranteed, we'll be there in 5
Straight to yo door wit the fucking 5

[Hook: GONDA]
Are you tired of being a broke ass bitch that got no hoes and a small dick?
Call 1-800-IWANNADIE and GODHAND will come and take care of that for your bitch ass

[Verse 2: GONDA]
And for 4 easy payments of 10.99
We can drop you in a vat of acid overnight
40% off for the 50 cal round
If you call now 55 and up get a big discount
Side effects may include: sudden death, bad breath and depression
If you stay alive
Right now we got an opening at 9:45 should i put you down?
Sign here and send it to my line if you trynna die
We accept cash, check, credit or your ebt
10.99 and we'll put it on a dvd
And ship it to your friends and family completely free
If you tryna sleep call the number you see on the screen

[Chorus: MONGO and GONDA]
Gloves on in the black, steel toe wit the strap and we runnin' in yo' domicile (ayyyy)
Extendo on the mac, head toe all black and we ready for a homicide
1-800-IWANNADIE
Just give a call any fucking time
We guaranteed, we'll be there in 5
Straight to yo door wit the fucking 5