50 ¢

I'm gonna go
Smoke in the shower
I need to piss down the stairs
I'm so damn sick
Of this stupid bullshit
That I'm, uh- going to
Start splitting hairs

So I sat down and
Watched a pot boil
Then stood up and spit in the fan
While every one of you
Dumb sons of bitches
Yeah, were eating pellets
Right out of my hand

You look like a chicken in flight!

I think I'll kick
Foreman's ass
On my own...
Okay

I will pay your slut mother one half of one dollar
She'll come and sleep with the band
This year's unlikely sex symbol is
Dressed like a priest, not a man