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Like those Highlights magazines we read as kids
In the doctor's office as our faces bled
From being hit with baseballs back in Oakland
Are you waiting for your knight in shining armor
With his penis envy spending cash on cars?
Just to look pretty while his Toupee floats right off
Little girl, you're lost in a fantasy world
With elves and gnomes
Little red-haired trolls giggling, "I love you"
With crowds cheering
Reflected on blue screens in California studios
1980's Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
We don't care if you dance to this song
Are you waiting for your pathetic prince charming
Too put slippers on your feet and make you happy?
As imaging those dreams since infancy
Along with sweetеr kisses than diabetes
It's impossiblе to truly make you smile
When your bitter face is cringing at the site
Of any man that isn't quite as handsome
As your perfect make-believe boyfriend
So, don't ask why we ignore you
When you pass in a dress begging for attention
And don't ask why nobody care
When you cry in your room all alone at home
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Nah nah nah nah
We don't care if you dance to this song
So, don't ask why we ignore you
When you scream at the top of your lungs
"I love You!"
And don't ask why nobody cares when you don't have a friend
Outside your head
So don't ask why we ignore you
When you put on more makeup than a circus
And don't ask why nobody cares
When the mascara drips slow from your eyes
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