1-800-DATEME (revisited)

[Intro]
It's not actually Valentine's Day where I live
But it is somewhere in the world
And I figure, ya know, I gotta write a song about this
So if you can relate, give it a like

[Verse 1]
Girl after guy
Crush after crush
Never really figured it out with someone
I can't deny
I'm quick to gush
But it never works out so I'm done

[Chorus]
It's Valentine's Day
And I'm lonely and single
But it's better this way
I don't like to mingle, wow, wow

[Post-Chorus]
I'll be my own valentine
It's fine
I'll be my own valentine
Wow, I'm so lucky to bе
My own valentine
Oh, my God (Oh, my God)
I'm so lonely (Chill, chill)
Sorry, sorry
Back to thе song
Mmm
Mmm-mmm
Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm
Mmm-mmm
Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm

[Verse 2]
Girl after guy
Crush after crush
Never really figured it out with someone
Even though I cry, I'm not in a rush
I prefer Netflix over everyone
I'm so Tumblr, hashtag relatable

[Chorus]
It's Valentine's Day
And I'm lonely and single
But it's better this way
I don't like to mingle

[Outro]
But I do like Pringles
(Please, date me)