1-800-DATEME

[Intro]
It's not actually Valentine's day where I live
But it is somewhere in the world
And I figure, ya know, I gotta write a song about this
So if you can relate, give it a like

[Verse 1]
Guy after guy, crush after crush
Never really figured it out with someone
I can't deny, I'm quick to gush
But it never works out so I'm done

[Chorus]
It's Valentine's Day
And I'm lonely and single
But it's better this way
I don't like to mingle
Woah, woah, oh

[Post-Chorus]
I'll be my own valentine
It's fine, I'll be my own valentine
Wow, I'm so lucky to be my own valentine

[Interlude]
Oh my god, I'm so lonely (Oh my god, chill)
Sorry, sorry, back to the song
Mm
Mm
Mm-mm

[Verse 2]
Oh, guy after guy, crush after crush
I never really figured it out with someone
Even though I cry, I'm not in a rush
I prefer Netflix over everyone
So Tumblr, hashtag relatable

[Chorus]
It's Valentine's Day
And I'm lonely and single
But it's better this way
I don't like to mingle
Woah, woah, oh

[Outro]
But I do like Pringles
Please date me