My Name Is Larry

[crowd chanting "Wild Man, Wild Man! Larry, Larry!"]

My name is Larry
My name is Larry
I have a mother
Her name is Mother
Hi Mother, hi, I love you Mother!
I'll always love you, Mother

My name is Larry
My name is Larry
I have a sister
Her name is Joyce

My name is Larry
I have a grandfather
His name is Grandpa
Hi, Grandpa!
Remember Grandpa, when I used to go over to the house
And you wouldn't let me go into the, um, into the, um...
Kitchen with the rest of the family
Remember that, Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh yes, Larry, you were a nice boy
And stay away from us
When we want you to come over, I'll get a hold of your mother
And I'll call her up and you can come over, OK?

My name is Larry
My name is Larry
I have an uncle
His name is Bob
Hi, Bob, Bob
I like you, Bob
You're an artist and I like you a lot

Uncle Bob: Larry, I like you a lot too, you're a nice boy

My name is Larry
My name is Larry
I have an auntie
Her name is Becky
Hi, Auntie Becky!

Auntie Becky: Hi Larry, ha...

My name is Larry
My name is Larry
I have an auntie
Her name is Auntie Estelle
Hi, Auntie Estelle, hi!

My name is Larry
My name is Larry
I have a brother
His name is David
Hi David, David
You know I talked about you on my album
On "The Wild Man Fischer Story"
And, could you say a few words?

David: I'm a Certified Public Accountant
And my brother Larry is the worst singer, one of the worst singers there ever was. And I can not see how in the world... with knowing him anything is possible, knowing him, 'cause I used to hear him sing all day long

My name is Larry
My name is Larry
I have a cousin
His name is Harvey
Hi, Harvey!

My name is Larry
My name is Larry
My name is Larry
My name is Larry
My name is Larry
My name is Larry