Fanboy

Well I'm-a packin' up my swag and I'm-a head outside
Where real women call me 'dork', then gag, and go hide
Take a ride to 'Toys 'R Us', bust on in
Buy a Mace Windu and a Qui-Gon Jinn
Yeah I'm a kid at heart, just like Anakin
A looney bin I am in with kin Harley Quinn
Get a pin with a motto sayin' "Xena For Prez"
Then spend my pay on dispensers of Pez
Go hang out at the Cons & Renaissance Fests
Watch Anime chicks with inflatable breasts
"You Might Be A Trekkie?" heh, sit back and watch
As the 'Uber Geek' goes and kicks it up a notch
Turn to the letter 'F' in your dictionary
And add this word to your vocabulary
Take a look, cuz' I'm the real McCoy
Dammit, Jim, I'm not a doctor, I'm just the definition of a

Fanboy, baby!
I'm in nerd overdrive, I will always survive
Fanboy, baby!
Feel so alive, watching Babylon 5!
Was born to be a fanboy, baby!
Makin' best friends, with a robot, Bender!
Fanboy, baby!
I never give up, and I never surrender!
(Spoken by Luke:) The truth is out there? Heh, Scully, you can't handle the truth!

I got this funny little gadget, when I open my fridge, it goes
(Star Trek whistle) Like Kirk's on the bridge
QAPLA, POONG-CHOH CHEH, GAGH, PTOCHS!
Bill Gates was cool, but now he just sucks
Play Doom and Quake, on Microsoft
Get a map to the Tomb, find Lara Croft
And if the pixel's right, then I'm-a Raid 'er *mmm-hoy!*
And let Sony Play 2-K, know why they call me a

Fanboy, baby!
Spend my time wantin' Seven of Nine!
Fanboy, baby!
Won't stop 'til the Pokemon are mine!
Was born to be a fanboy, baby!
(Spoken:) Oh, so what do you think, you know the force better than I do?
A Star Wars freak, yeah, you won't find an odder one
I'm a Jedi master, and you are merely just a

Pad-it-awan, you're dumb, just like, Jar Jar Binks
A Jawa said uteeni, so go suck a Wookie
Pad-it-awan, you're dumb, just like, Jar Jar Binks
A Jawa said uteeni, so go suck a Wookie
Pad-it-awan, you're dumb, just like, Jar Jar Binks
A Jawa said uteeni, so go suck a Wookie

Yeahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Kid Spock, quotin' all the Treks
Got a mind more powerful than Professor X
Drink a case of Jolt cola down, like mudder's milk
And sing a song that makes you say "What in the filk?!"
Patrol, stake vampires, just like Buffy
Roll the dice, win the fights, with the Knights Who Say 'Ni'
M.S.T. three-thousand up until midnight
Then I paint my lips red, for "Sweet Transvestite!" UHH!
King doofus. Spaz, like Jerry Lewis
My comic book collection's wider than the Su-ez
Fun, like Sailor Moon is. Suave, like Dr. Who is
I like They Might Be Giants and Moxy Fruvous
R.P.G. and D. & D..
Kevin Smith's makin' a film about me
I ain't no jock, I'm just a regular jerk, all
American zero, the ultimate Urkel
Girls would ignore me and give me no credit, but now I
Tell 'em all to suck my (RADIO EDIT)
And when I die, at the hour eleven
I'll shout to my father in heaven, twenty-seven, I'm a

Fanboy!!!
I'm in nerd overdrive, I will always survive
Fanboy!!!
Feel so alive, watching Babylon 5!
Fanboy!!!
Spend my time wantin' Seven of Nine!
Fanboy!!!
Won't stop 'til the PokeMon are mine!
Fanboy!!!
Makin best friends, with a robot, Bender!
Fanboy!!!
I never give up, and I never surrender!
Fanboy!!!
Watchin' Deep Space Nine and... heh heh