Trashcan Sinatras
Trashcan Sinatras
Trashcan Sinatras
Trashcan Sinatras
Trashcan Sinatras
Trashcan Sinatras
Trashcan Sinatras
Trashcan Sinatras
Trashcan Sinatras
Trashcan Sinatras
Trashcan Sinatras
Trashcan Sinatras
Trashcan Sinatras
Spread-eagled illegally
An angel as bored as me
Should I cream and pretend
I don’t know about the world?
Well, well, well, well, well
You had Phil in my father’s shed
And Joe made a lovely bed
Drag them on and off and on
Somersaulted, autumn tumbled
Feathers tickled memories
Remember Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil?
Remember Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil?
I knew Phil well, well, well, well, well
Should I embrace you or embalm you?
You’re so lackadaisical (Upsadaisy girl)
Beauty is sin deep and when you scratch me
It shows you remember Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe
Remember Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe
I knew Joe well, well, well, well, well
The pirate in me turned a blind eye
So come aboard, I’m going to explore
Murphy’s law and the rules of Columbus
He got it wrong, got blown off course
Navigated us in knots, of course
So come aboard, let’s sing a lament
The world isn’t round, it’s twisted and bent
So come aboard, let’s sing a lament
The world isn’t round, it’s twisted and bent
Oh, come aboard (oh, come aboard)
Come aboard, let’s sing a lament
(Remember Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil?)
The world isn’t round, it’s twisted and bent
(I knew Phil well, well, well, well, well)
Come aboard, let’s sing a lament
(Remember Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe)
The world isn’t round, it’s twisted and bent
(I knew Joe well, well, well, well, well)
Come aboard, let’s sing a lament
(Remember Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil?)
The world isn’t round, it’s twisted and bent
(I knew Phil well, well, well, well, well)
Come aboard, let’s sing a lament
(Remember Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe)
The world isn’t round, it’s twisted and bent
(I knew Joe well, well, well, well, well)
Remember Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil?
I remember Phil well, well, well, well, well
Remember Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe
I knew Joe well, well, well, well, well
Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe
Well, well, well, well, well
Phil well, well, well, well, well
Well, well, well, well, well
Twisted and Bent was written by Trashcan Sinatras.
Twisted and Bent was produced by Trashcan Sinatras.