All I Want For Christmas (Is My Two Front Teeth)

[Intro]
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
Suddenly, I heard a strange noise down below
So, in my flannel pajamas, I went tippy-toe
I couldn't see old St. Nick from the spot where I stood
So I slid down the banister just as fast as I could

[Chorus]
All I want for Christmas
Is my two front teeth
My two front teeth
See my two front teeth

Gee, if I could only
Have my two front teeth
And I could wish you
Merry Christmas

[Verse 1]
It seems so long since I could say
"Sister Susie sitting on a thistle!"
Every time I try to speak
All I do is whistle

[Chorus]
All I want for Christmas
Is my two front teeth
My two front teeth
See my two front teeth

Gee, if I could only
Have my two front teeth
And I could wish you
Merry Christmas

[Instrumental Break: "Jingle Bells"]
Mama!
Mama!

[Interlude]
Good old Santa Claus and all his reindeer
Heh, they used to bring me lots of toys and candy
Gee, but now when I go out and call Dancer, Prancer
Donner and Blitzen, huh, none of them can understand me

[Chorus]
All I want for Christmas
Is my two front teeth
My two front teeth
See my two front teeth

Gee, if I could only
Have my two front teeth
So I can wish you
Merry Christmas
Christmas
Christmas
Aw, for goodness sakes
Happy New Year!