Ain’t No Trucks in Texas

[Verse 1]
There ain’t no bar, on the edge of town
Ain’t no guitar, with a lonely sound
There ain’t no band, playin' that song
About some girl, that’s been gone too long

[Chorus]
There ain’t no trucks in Texas
Ain’t no football in the south
Ain’t no bourbon in Kentucky
And I ain’t drinkin’ me some now
Ain’t no stars in California
Memphis never had the blues
Oh, there ain’t no trucks in Texas
And I ain’t missin' you

[Verse 2]
There ain’t no phone, sittin' by my drink
I don’t hope it’s you, every time it rings
I don’t care where you are
I don’t wish you’d turn around that car
I don’t call your friends, I don’t want to know
I don’t regret lettin' you go

[Chorus]
There ain’t no trucks in Texas
Ain’t no football in the south
Ain’t no bourbon in Kentucky
And I ain’t drinkin’ me some now
Ain’t no stars in California
Memphis never had the blues
Oh, there ain’t no trucks in Texas
And I ain’t missin' you

[Chorus]
They don’t get high in Colorado
Or party down in New Orleans
Ain’t no losers out in Vegas
Ain’t no Jack in Tennessee
I ain’t had me one too many
And if you believe that’s true
Oh, there ain’t no trucks in Texas
And I ain’t missin' you
I ain’t missin' you
I ain’t missin' you