Kokomyan’s Intro

[Intro]
Jay Author: Come on, come on. Mate, just pick up the phone. Koko
Kokomyan: What?
Jay Author: I dunno how to start my album, man
Kokomyan: You call me to say that in three o'clock in the morning?
Jay Author: Uh-uh, yeah, man
Kokomyan: *sighs* I'll come there tomorrow
Jay Author: No, I need an intro now, bro
Kokomyan: Mate, no. I need to sleep
Jay Author: No, no. Listen, this album is going to be great. Summer's out, alright. And I need an intro from you. Come on, man
Jay Author & Kokomyan: Mate it's three—Bro this album here is going to be mad! It'll take like five minutes, man. Plus, three more hours
Kokomyan: You're not givin' up on this, are you?
Nah, not really, man
Kokomyan: *exhales deeply* Alright, alright, man. I'll come to you in fifteen minutes, alright? Bye
Jay Author: *wishpers* Yeah, this idiot has no idea. *sighs* Alright
Kokomyan: Um, you know you still haven't cut the phone, right?
Jay Author: Well, this is awkward