So Much to Defend

[Verse 1]
Sharon loves her cooking sauce
Her daughter lives upstairs
Wednesday night is choir practice
Sharon does the chairs
On Monday they’ll mince up their Sunday roast
They neither borrow nor lend
The bloke out back flies a union jack
There’s so much to defend

[Verse 2]
Maureen locks her garage door
She keeps their old car safe
She’s got a little place for everything
Everything’s in its place
Wednesday night is yoga night how the ladies twist and bend
She’s just learned to Skype her grandchildren
There’s so much to defend

[Verse 3]
Abigail orders tuna steak “Ever so slightly charred”
She’s in the gym most evenings
She hits that treadmill hard
In the summer she’ll go surfing
With her boyfriend near Land's End
They’ve got a beautiful vintage camper can
There’s so much to defend

[Verse 4]
Bella’s zero hours contract means she won’t turn on her fire
But she pays full rent since her boyfriend went
There’s a lot there to admire
She says she’s learned a thing or two from her scary new best friend
Her little gecko sheds and eats its own skin
There’s so much to defend

[Verse 5]
Victoria saves her kitchen scraps for the chickens in her yard
She says the online Woody Guthrie shop won’t recognise her card
But she keeps in trim with her fundraising
She’ll be out there this weekend
A muddy young mum on a charity run
There’s so much to defend

[Verse 6]
When Svetlana talks about her work
She’s nothing but up front
She’s always carrying something sharp and always something blunt
She says she never gives herself away
But she lets them have a lend
Pepper spray takes the taste away
There’s so much to defend

[Verse 7]
Terry got laid off today
Now he’ll have to improvise
He says his season ticket’s not for sale
He’s Ebbsfleet till he dies
But his girls’ll get to stay in their bunk beds
They were hoping to extend
He’ll have to dust his mobile disco off
There’s so much to defend

[Verse 8]
Meanwhile Tomas
He’s got four rods out with an hour of daylight left
His little girl laughs to see such fun
But his wife looks scared to death because you see he’s trying to catch their evening meal from the swiftly flowing Thames
As the sun sets on Canary Wharf
There’s so much to defend