I’m A Joke

[Intro: Johnny Adams]
Ooh ooh yeah

[Verse 1: Matty B]
I'm a joke
Yeah, you know the type of bloke
Talk a lot of shit when I drink and I smoke
I'm a joke
I'm not gonna deny it
The laugh's on me no matter how hard I'm tryin'
I'm a joke
Just ask my mates
I'm the one in the group that the chicks never rate
I'm a joke
I walk around uncowed and awkwardly
I'm so annoying, sometimes my mum won't even talk to me
I'm a joke
Just ask me, I'll tell ya
People come around my house just to laugh at this fella
I'm a joke
Yep, you better believe it
If you're taking the piss, then you'll always receive it
I'm a joke
I'll leave you in stitches
Sleep with your sisters, and say "I still love my missus"
I'm a joke
I'll find the biggest bloke to provoke
Ask for a smoke, and go punch myself in the throat

[Hook: Matty B]
'Cause I'm Matty B and the joke's on me
I'm Matty B and I can see why you're laughing at me
I'm Matty B and the joke's on me
I'm Matty B and I can see why you're laughing at me
I'm Matty B and the joke's on me
I'm Matty B and I can see why you're laughing at me
I'm Matty B and the joke's on me
I'm Matty B and I can see why you're laughing at me

[Verse 2: Matty B]
I'm a joke
I'm telling you honestly
When I try to act serious, I come across as comedy
I'm a joke
Just ask my mate Cory
Girls think I'm so boring, when I say "Hi" they ignore me
I'm a joke
Yeah, I'ma laugh a minute
But by the time I get the joke, all the laughs have finished
I'm a joke
I call myself an honest rapper
When I know underneath, that I'm a blatant bullcrapper
I'm a joke
I call myself a ladies' man
But when I ask them out, they say they've already made some plans
I'm a joke
I call myself "The King of the Surf"
And that's a joke when you've spent your life living in Perth
I'm a joke
Yep, my name's Matty B
I made you wait three years for an eight track EP

[Hook: Matty B]
'Cause I'm Matty B and the joke's on me
I'm Matty B and the joke's on me
I'm Matty B and the joke's on me
I'm Matty B and I can see why you're laughing at me
I'm Matty B and the joke's on me
I'm Matty B and I can see why you're laughing at me
I'm Matty B and the joke's on me
I'm Matty B and I can see why you're laughing at me
I'm Matty B and the joke's on me
I'm Matty B and I can see why you're laughing at me

[Verse 3: Matty B]
I'm a joke
I say "I'm quitting the dope"
But end up having a smoke 'cause I just can't cope
I'm a joke
And that's just how I like it
I'm hiking everywhere 'cause I got no driver's license
I'm a joke
And it's plain to see
I'm the crazy ass rapper with the A.D.D
I'm a joke
And I'm just statin' the facts
I'm the laziest in the crew when it comes to makin' tracks
I'm a joke
Mate, it's outta control
I never act serious 'cause that's just how I roll
I'm a joke
I'm telling you "Just ask me"
Say "I'm on the straight and narrow" then I go out and party
I'm a joke
Yep, but you know what I reckon?
There's a lesson in laughing at our own imperfections

[Hook: Matty B]
'Cause I'm Matty B and the joke's on me
I'm Matty B and I can see why you're laughing at me
I'm Matty B and the joke's on me
I'm Matty B and I can see why you're laughing at me
I'm Matty B and the joke's on me
I'm Matty B and I can see why you're laughing at me
I'm Matty B and the joke's on me
I'm Matty B and I can see why you're laughing at me
I'm Matty B and the joke's on me (That's right)
I'm Matty B and I can see why you're laughing at me

[Outro: Matty B]
I'm a joke