The Prophecy of the Overweight Rager

[Spoken Word]
Long after the fall of man
There was a myth and a legend about a being who would shape the world by the power of his actions
Legend says, that he would arrive when the world needed him most
And the power he would wield would be unprecedented
But only through trials and tribulations would he learn to use and control this immense power
Now, the legend doesn’t say if he would use this power for good or evil
So I guess we’ll just have to wait and see
As for me; I go by the name Tieyaa, one of HZRD Club's finest!
Now! I would advise everyone to get your blunts, gas, drugs, liquor, or whatever you muthafuckas do
'Cause the story I’m 'bout to tell is like no other!
See this is not just your average hero story
And shit, I don’t even know if this is a hero story
This is a story about a real powerful nigga and the fuck shit he has to do to not only save others, but save himself
So you muthafuckas listen up and spark ya blunts
Mute ya phones and ya pagers
Because this?!
This is the legend of the Overweight Rager!