Likka Hi (Last Call)

[Verse One]
I guess your guess is as good as mine
At 15 guzzled too many Crooked Ides
Should've put it down, knew it wasn't good for me
Now take a look at me, everyday Boogie Bee
Hand in hand, bottle can, I can't caring man
Call me Maryland, mind slow as terrapin
My boys run trains, I stick to caravan
Well on my way to being a married man
Give me a Heineken
To clear my mind again
Just getting started, wonder when my time will end
On and on and on it won't stop
Don't want me or my kidney's going pop
No mas, no more, pouring the liquor out
It's hard though in the home of the liquor house
I figured out a way y'all and that's all
This is my last call for alcohol
C'mon

[Hook] {x2}
Likka likka hi, likka heidi hoe
Trying to cop a fifth for the party yo
Swallow that shit till I'm sloppy yo
And cocky yo
You can't stop me (NO!)

[Verse Two]
Nobody's memory is as bad as mine
So bad when I wrote forgot a half a line
Like (man what the fuck?)
Fuck it, Boog's a mastermind
Nothing beats cold Corona with a splash of lime
That's one of my problems right there
Think I'm better off just drinking light beer
Shit it don't matter, drink more and more
Outta brew before two, hit the store for sure
The more I pour, the more tipsy I step
The more and more tipsy, more shifty I get
I'm not finished, yo I'm in this to win this
So, fuck Dennis, think Guinness is the Menace
II Society, shit my sobriety
Writing with a beer beside me, that's irony
But I'll figure out a way and that's all
It's my very last call y'all
For alcohol

[Hook]

[Outro]
And don't drink and drive!