Lasers and Feelings

In first grade you said I was pretty
In  9th grade you were quiet but witty
Then  you moved out to some other city
And became a deranged billionaire

You've got a master plan, and it's evil
Your  hopes are for worldwide upheaval
They  seem violent and somewhat medieval
But I'm thinking that my love could save you

You've  got lasers
And I've got feelings
Your lonely heart could use some healing
You've got lasers
And  I've got feelings for you

Everyone in the world knows your name now
And that might give you some comfort somehow
But no one has promised their vows
And I know I'm the right one for you

To me, you just seem so alone
You're collecting your enemies' bones
And you use them in building your throne
And I think I should give you a call

You've got lasers
And I've got feelings
Your lonely heart could use some healing
You've got lasers
And I've got feelings for you

I can see right through your disguise
It's not hard, it only covers your eyes
And I wonder if you ever cry
Or if you ever think about me

I'm not trying to give you a guilt trip
But they won't let me on to your airship
My friends tell me I'm losing my grip
But I want you to know that I care

You've got lasers
And I've got feelings
Your lonely heart could use some healing
You've got lasers
And I've got feelings for you

You've got lasers
And I've got feelings
Why are bad boys so appealing?
You've got lasers
And I've got feelings for you