Garfield (Like A Devil!)

[Intro: Tommy Wiseau & Rodrigo Pasta]
Have you ever danced with a devil? In the pale moonlight?
Did you?
Knock-knock, there's a monster!
No, but I did
And I did like a devil

[Verse 1: Knock Monsterr]
I’m turning to a monster like Garfield
Head spinning doing cartwheels, so real
Stumbling out the back, I know my point still stands
Cross me, boy, I teach you a lesson like Dhar Mann
Pull up like a Monsterr, hierarchy like lobster
Number One Devil daughter, bad bitch behind the slaughter
Ought to be real with me, you don’t know what you’re seeing
I am the life-form, bitch, I’m the being!
I hit thе beat and do my funny little clown dance
Your history is gonna put you in thе ground, man
Trans and I bullet dodge like Matrix maneuver
Yeah, I’m riding that high, hop on that bitch like a scooter
I’m living in your computer, not a virus but a behemoth
I’m at war with my demons, on the side of the demons
Man, I’m feeling kinda silly, man, I feel like a god
I’ma gaslight ‘em, Gegis finish the job

[Verse 2: Genghis Yajj]
Yeah, the DJ of a new age
I’m here just to tell you why I’m on your grave
Your death was a most awful mistake
And your job is now done, it’s a scene of the sun
Yeah, you better step it up
No matter what you make, it’ll never be enough
There’s only one place where you’re gonna go
And that place is six feet below

[Verse 3: A Hype]
Eating this beat up like I’m Garfield
Competing on the meet up, watch a star wield
His shield, his sword, I feel like the Lord
Real deal, and I’m toward, legend status, edge them mad piss
Poor moods away, sure dudes’ll say
“A, why you try to keep going at it?”
I tell ‘em my cerebellum won’t stand for ho’ing at it
Don’t land on con shit, I’m on flowing don shit
Knock Monsterr, we sock ‘em like a mobster
Dock ‘em dead bled head to the sea like Red Lobster
I dread sponsor 'cause that fo’ the money
Fo’ sho’ no, ain’t funny, my fly high dunny
It lowers the norm, come-and-goers just form
When you on top, when you flop in mud like worm
Crud’ll swarm, you gotta have ya own back
Lotta have got blown wack, self love the key of grown stack

[Outro: Tommy Wiseau, Rodrigo Pasta, & AlolanEggs]
I'm not the monster
No, I'm just ahead of the curve!
Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock
Yes, come to me, come on
I'm not the monster, no
This music is not killing me
Slow it down, and make Atticus' bass louder, okay?