Skater Planet

SETH (spoken):
Attention Skaters, please clear the rink while the ice is resurfaced
Thank you for your patience

DELIA, MARTIN, TERESA & AARON:
It's Saturday night at Skater Planet
The Zamboni's on the ice
So we hang around here waiting
All the action's at the mall
But we'd rather be here skating

SETH:
The action's at the mall

DELIA, MARTIN, TERESA & AARON:
But we'd rather be here skating
Ah-ah
In New Jersey
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It's Saturday night in Bergen Country
There are parties everywhere
But we never get invited

MARTIN:
And I'm with the one I love

AARON:
I'm with the one I love

DELIA:
I'm with the one I love

TERESA:
I'm with the one I love

DELIA, MARTIN, TERESA & AARON:
But my love goes unrequited
I'm with the one I love
But my love goes unrequited
Ahh ahh ahh
Nothing's right
Nothing is what it should be

SETH:
Shoes are stinky, pay's not great
Skating's free but I can't skate
Cause my ankles tend to roll
In New Jersey

DELIA, MARTIN, TERESA & AARON:
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KIM:
It's Saturday night in Butt crack township
On a road without a sign
In a town where there's not much in
Forty minutes east of hope
Forty miles from Metuchen

DELIA, MARTIN, TERESA & AARON:
I'm with the one I love

KIM:
It's Saturday night and I'm the new girl so I get to start from scratch
Next to Lodi this is dreamy
Sure tonight I'm getting looks
But tomorrow they might see me

DELIA, MARTIN, TERESA & AARON:
I'm always getting looks

ALL KIDS:
They never really see me

AARON:
In New Jersey

MARTIN:
In New Jersey

DELIA & TERESA:
In New Jersey

DELIA, MARTIN, TERESA & AARON:
Nothing's right
Nothing is what it should be

AARON:
I'm too awkward

DELIA:
I'm too bright

MARTIN:
I'm too anxious

TERESA:
I'm too polite

DELIA, MARTIN, TERESA & AARON:
We're too chipper, we're too loud
We don't blend into a crowd
We're too weird in every way

SETH:
I think Springsteen's just okay

DELIA, MARTIN, TERESA & AARON:
Which is not a thing to think in New Jersey
At least we have the rink in New Jersey
Ah-ah
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