Harry Houdini

[Verse]
I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then
Cause I was never sure how, but pretty sure that it would end
And the pretty fall weather is pretty much gone
And I'm still pretty much a mess, but I try my best to move on

[Chorus]
I can't sing all that well, but it gets me through most days
Burn my candle at both ends, I'm self-destructive in many ways
And I can't swim and I can't dance, and no, I don't know karate
Oh let's face it, I'm never going to make it

[Bridge]
I've been sitting in my car, thinking of cool things to do
But I haven't done many cool things except sit in my car