Not The Jew I Had In Mind

You
Are not the Jew
That I
Had in mind
No, you
Are not the Jew
That I
Had in mind

You don’t walk right
You don’t talk right
You don’t play right
You don’t pray right
I search my feelings, and I find
You’re not the Jew I had in mind

You don’t vote right
Don’t scapegoat right
You don’t quote the right writers right
And your views on Zion
Are not aligned
With the Jew I had in mind

You
Are not the Jew
That I
Had in mind
No, you
Are not the Jew
That I
Had in mind

You don’t date right
So you don’t mate right
So your mate don’t bake that kugel right (it’s dry)
You’re a threat to your own kind—
You’re not the Jew I had in mind

You
Are not the Jew
That I
Had in mind
No, you
Are not the Jew
That I
Had in mind

Well I don’t do this
And I don’t do that
And I don’t wear no special hat
You search the world, until you find
That Goddamn Jew you had in...