You Can’t Stop Progress

Yes, I’ll be a responsible member
Of this great and bless’d society
I’ve come to understand the wrongful nature
Of gun ownership in the age of monarchy
But sometimes it’s just so hard
To act like the person you weren’t born to be

Felonious behavior. Countless misdemeanors
Impersonating an officer of the law

Bonafide man of action! How you like that?
Bonafide man of action! How you like that?
You can’t stop, you can’t stop progress
You can’t stop, you can’t stop, no, no, no
You can’t stop, you can’t stop progress
You can’t stop, you can’t stop, no, no, no

I understand there’s no victimless crimes
That being said I feel rather victimized
And I will seek substantial compensation
Whether legally, legal-ish, or otherwise
But sometimes it’s such a hassle
To sit patiently outside the open gates of a loaded castle

Felonious behavior. Countless misdemeanors
Impersonating an officer of the law

Bonafide man of action! How you like that?
Bonafide man of action! How you like that?
You can’t stop, you can’t stop progress
You can’t stop, you can’t stop, no, no, no
You can’t stop, you can’t stop progress
You can’t stop, you can’t stop, no, no, no