Kirby vs. The Very Hungry Caterpillar

[Intro]
RAP BATTLE!
KIRBY
VS
THE VERY HUNGRY CATERPILLAR
BEGIN!

[Verse 1: Kirby]
Hi, I’m Kirby! Journeyed from the Planet Popstar!
I’ll add a dash of protein, throw this insect in my pot, start
To mix it, when I spit it’s like Down B, my bars will drop hard!
Yeah, I’ve been popping villains, man, I feel just like a rockstar!
I stop hearts with the flows that I’m coming with, spitting so sweet, yeah, I know you can stomach it
Your book’s made for kids just to help them read? Only letters you’re teaching are LSD
Were your badly made scribbles all drafted by children too vastly illiterate to handle your gimmick?
Like Galactus, I’ll swallow up planets and spit ‘em, the most you can ruin's a family picnic!
You’re just another level I will leave beat! (Leave beat!) Mama told me to eat my Green Greens (Green Greens!)
Maybe quit chompin’ on the sweet things (Sweet things!), ‘cause your only power’s diabetes (‘Betes!)
I’ll need less than seven days to leave this little pest erased, yet
All it’ll take is the butt of my shoe and this caterpillar won’t need to play dead

[Verse 2: The Very Hungry Caterpillar and The Narrator]
In the light of the moon a little egg lay on a leaf
Then, a hungry little caterpillar awoke to eat this beat
Check it! I educate tykes on the basics, takin’, takin’, takin’ 8 bites out of 8-bit
If you wanna be the same size my fame is wake up, ‘cause you’re in a bigger DreamLand than your game is
Start a fight with all six of these hands? I’m fly with the DeDeDe raps
I don’t need a power-up to burn this loser! Your home is a nightmare and you’re… Furby Krueger?
Very Hungry Caterpillar, when it comes to raps, I’m iller
Creepy crawler’s keeping baller and I’ll munch this track for dinner
Smooth like butter and I’m flyest in the room
I rapped harder than you when I was spinning my cocoon!
Built like a peach, I could tear through but
I won’t eat bubblegum that’s already chewed up
Stole my biting just to go and restore it
Call John Kirby, I’m ‘bout to take you to court, kid!
I kill a beat like I’m Triple D, Intercontinental legacy, for decades I’ve been nibbling my little leaf
My job is to educate the toddlers to pick the green, fifty milly sales; that’s my Copy Ability
Your poor taste conquers the gourmet chomper
You’re pretty fat for a platform-based hopper
Chewing on the sequels ‘til your vision got lost (Nom!)
Even Sakurai could tell that this ball dropped!

[Verse 3: Kirby]
You must be on Crystal Shards, yo, 'cause even Eric Carle knows
This consumerist will get booted quick when I bring out the Marx flows!
Your art shows you’re not so special, see? Bundles of paper all stitched together? Please
You can bite me where that creepy sun doesn’t shine, Mr. Not-So-Human-Centipede
Too crappy to mimic, your lifespan is squat, if I tried to suck you up, I’d die on the spot!
I solely survived World of Light before God, even let there be light in your Bible-themed plot!
If this caterpillar wants to craft this filler, then catch me on the streets leaving holes ‘til you’re dead
‘Cause when I fire rhymes Right Back at Ya the USA will have to censor me again!

[Verse 4: The Very Hungry Caterpillar and The Narrator]
Dudes that wrote your plot? Musta been drugged up, man! So I’m smokin’ ya, Alice in Wonderland
You may be fulfilling to gaming beginners, but catering to kids? I’m the pillar
I’ve heard your vacuum cleaner flows, and I can tell they suck
Now you’re just another Kirby that is left collecting dust (What!)
Looks like the cycle of life for Kirby’s reached a full stop
‘Cause he just got destroyed on the mic... call that a Kirbstomp! (Oh!)

{Outro}
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
The next!- *chomp* Rap *chomp* *chomp* battle *chomp* *chomp* Is on the w... *burp*