Fanfare & Intro

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen
I'm Tom Tucker
And I'm Diane Simmons
From beautiful downtown Sin City, it's Family Guy Live In Las Vegas
Well, Diane, it is one hell of a night for a show
It sure is, Tom
I'm very excited
You know, whenever I'm in Las Vegas, I think of that movie Showgirls
Really?
And you know what else?
Sometimes, when I'm sitting alone at home or in the shower or wherever, I think about Showgirls
Aha...
And sometimes, when I'm driving in my car, I think about Elizabeth Berklеy and Gina Gershon having girl-on-girl sex and doing all kinds of nasty things like spitting on еach other and getting high
The point being, Diane, that Vegas is the kind of place that stays with you wherever you are
And that's just about the highest praise I can give for any town on the map
Uh, that's uh, that's, that's not on the Teleprompt
No, just some of my own thoughts and amusings
Well, thank you so much for sharing
And now, ladies and gentlemen, with the accompaniment of Mr
Walter Murphy and his orchestra, we present the stars of our show, direct from Quahog, Rhode Island...
The Griffins!