Discoholics Anonymous

[Intro: Various Callers]
Hi, my name is Alex
I'm a Discoholic
Been a Discoholic for about, eight years now?
Three years now
I don't know how long I've been a Discoholic for, honestly
And it's been hard to stop collecting records from Earth, Wind, & Fire...
Whenever I hear that Chic or...
...Sister Sledge...
...Kool & the Gang...
…you name it
It's hard
I just can't control myself...
I can't stop dancing, I just can't stop moving

[Verse: Faux Paz]
Discoholics Anonymous
Get off that phone and move your feet
'Cause there's no cure for a sound so sweet
Other sounds just can't compete
Discoholics Anonymous
Just hang up and get on the floor
(Just hang up and get on the floor)
'Cause there's no cure for a sound so pure
Making you come back for more
(Other sounds just can't compete)
(Making you come back for more)

[Outro: Callers]
It's gotten to the point where I listen to nothing but disco. I don't even think I could listen to any other genre
One time my friends and I spent an entire day listening to the entirety of Cheryl Lynn's discography. The first rule was no potty breaks
I don't even know why I called in the first place. I don't think I'm ever gonna quit disco