Doctor of Dementia

[Vocals: Barnes & Barnes with Dr. Demento]

Doctor of Dementia
Doctor of Dementia

I love a big black 78
I always eat what's on my plate

Doctor of Dementia

I know things that you don't know
Which I transmit on the radio

Doctor of Dementia

I love a rock and roll 45
A train whistle makes me come alive

Doctor of Dementia

I love an LP 33
He loves an LP 33
Demented music will set you free!

Doctor of Dementia

You can't imagine how I feel
You can't imagine how he feels
With a new cassette or a reel to reel

Doctor of Dementia

You can run, but you can't escape
Step back jack, give him slack
I'm getting you all on videotape!
Ha ha, ho ho, hee hee, huh!

Doctor of Dementia
Doctor of Dementia

Do you tremble with anticipation every time you bring home a new record? First, you break the plastic seal, slowly and gently
You remove the record from the sleeve and hold the naked vinyl in your shaking hands. You place the shining disc on the machine, carefully fitting the spindle through the center hole. And as the diamond stylus finds it's way to the heart of the seductive groove, the music begins and you feel the beat. Ahhh, the beat
The beat
The beat
The beat
The beat
The beat
The beat... [echo intensifies]

Doctor of Dementia
Doctor of Dementia
Doctor of Dementia
Doctor of Dementia
Doctor of Dementia, yeah

Vinyl dreams and time suspended
Don't forget to stay demented!

I love a big black 78
I love a big black 78
I love a big black 78
I love a big black 78
I love a big black 78
I love a big black 78
I love a big black 78
I love a big black 78
I love a big black 78