Born Weird

Back in school
I didn't fit it
My glasses were thick
And my moustache was thin
I was strong in the B.O
And weak in the chin
Oh it seemed like I never could win

I'd fall for a girl
But I never could date her
I'd call her on the phone
And breathe like Darth Vader
I only knew the touch of a pocket calculator
Again and again and again

I was born weird
I was born weird
Always a nerd
Genetically predisposed

I was born weird
I was born weird
Raised on the souds of the Dr. Demento Show
He kept on plaing Weird Al on the radio-oh-oh-oh-oh

Alright who took my inhaler?

I saw a girl and I fell in love
That's when I joined the math club
But my calculus wasn's strong enough
Her name was Vivian

I ate my lunch in the computer lab
Even the teachers thought it was sad
Just me and my bologna again and again and again and again and again

I was born weird
I was born weird
Always a nerd
Genetically predisposed

I was born weird
I was born weird
Raised on the souds of the Dr. Demento Show
He kept on plaing Weird Al on the radio-oh-oh-oh-oh

[Weird al playing the accordion]

Now I'm grown
I play in a band
And I still sing about Vivian
Again and again and again and again and again and again and again

I was born weird (born weird)
I was born weird
I was born weird (born weird)
I was born weird

[Voice of Dr. Demento]
That was Nerf Herder with "Born Weird"
Kind of an anthem for dementaids
Featuring Weird Al Yankovic himself on the accordion
Always remember to say deeemanted