The Introduction

(vibe of 90's style voicemail)
(Squeegie O)
Aye man
You know who The fuck this is
Unfortunately i can't answer my phone right now
So leave your name and your number and a brief message after the beep and if yo ass is important i just might call your ass back ... 1

(Voicemail background music)
Girlllll
Roll that blunt
Its the season
420 is the reason
We can get high all night if you want baaabyyy
Be my mary jane
Hit this purple haze

(hook)
And i dont wanna wait for the blunt to be ovaaaa
Roll em back to back non stop till its ovaaaa

(Beep)

(Mom Dukes)
I worked hard everyday to raise your sorry ass and made sure your sorry ass had .... your father drank 4 days outta 3 and this is the fucking thanks i get. you could kiss my ass ... any day

(Beep)

(sample)
Man: Hey kid, what you doing watch this stupid film
Don't you wanna have fun playing sega?
Kid: Sega? Sega Who?
Man: Wrong answer pal, Show him

(Beat Drops)

Born loser

Nigga!
My life fucked like asian girls on a blind date
Dont know who love me for me or just lookin' for some side change
And i ain't even got shit
Im stressed out, my rent due, eviction noitces outta my ass gonna be homeless soon
Mother took my name off her lease just out of spite
Got the nerve to ask if i could still give her a fuckin ride
Fuck outta hea
Can't ask my father for a dime, but why bother got a job and none of that money's mine
Got a car note, phone bill, gotta feed 2 mouths
The fuckin cars a gas eater, 2 dollars in 2 miles
Weed isnt calmin' my nerves, liquor dont hurt me
Question my girl if she feel pity for me or does she love me
Im 31 who the fuck is giving me a deal
Can't even get a nigga to a show just to build
My old friends see me as a jerk off
Fuck them cause they never check for me or make a phone call
But hit me when i got a couple dollars just to show off
Or think i want some shine cause they fam is on a tour bus
I ain't the same dean, awkward fuck no
Been in the mood to punch muthafuckas' dead in the face if they talk wrong
Just being real
Me and my cousin ain't talkin' that shit is crazy
Am i suppose to act like because of him i was bakin'
Thats like sayin' niggas written my rhymes and i was sayin' them
There never been no puppet in I nigga your playin' it
For real
There ain't never been no puppet in I nigga your playin' it

(sample)
Man: Recorded in front of a live studio audience in
Agent Blurr: Cybertron
Man: Studios at
Agent blurr: Cybertron
Man: Studios
Agent Blurr: Staten Island

(Squeegie O)
So i guess you can say for a lack of better term, This is my story and this is the only way i can tell it and if it was not so god wouldn't have allowed me to do this shit B so fuck it, lets begin