PITCH FOR A MOVIE: LION KING IN THE HOOD
1. cast list
Mufasa & his absence played by every father ever
Simba played by the first boy you know who died too young
Sarabi played by the woman in church who has forgot the taste of praise
in favor of the earth that hold her boy captive
Nala played by the girl crying on the swing for her valentine who now date the dirt
Timon & Pumbaa played by Ray-Ray & Man-Man, the joy of not-dead friends
Zazu played by the ghost of James Baldwin
Rafiki played by a good uncle with a bad habit, his lust for rocks on his lips
Scar played by the world, the police, the law & its makers, the rope-colored hands
The endless army of hyenas played by a gust
choked tight with bullet shells, the bullets themselves
now dressed in a boy
2. Opening Credits
brought to you by Disney & dead aunts
brought to you on a platter, an apple in the lion-boy’s mouth
brought to you on a terrible boat, reeking of shit & an unnamed sick
brought to you on a tree branch heavy with tree-colored man
3. Opening Scene: The Circle of [interrupted]Life
Nants ingonyama bagithi baba
Sithi uhhmm [BANG] ingonyama
Nants ingonyama [a mother calls for her boy] bagithi baba
Sithi [BANG BANG] uhhmm ingonyama
Ingonyama Siyo [the sound of blood leaving a boy] Nqoba
Ingonyama [a mother’s knees fall into a puddle
of the blood she made herself]
Ingonyama [the slow song of a spirit rising]nengw’ enamabala
[the spirit is confused about where its body went]
4. Song: Oh I just can’t wait to be king
this is the part where they realize that black people dream
& our blood is indeed blood & our teeth, teeth
& the music is loud because the field was wide & the field was long
& we dreamed on simple things: shoes, our children back
this is the part where the racist cuts off his tongue, his wet, pink repent
he gives his eyes & his hands & anything that has ever assumed
a black body a black & burnable thing. He gives himself to the lions
& the lions feast & the lions are still a metaphor for black boys
& the boys, full of fear turned into dinner, fall asleep & they dream
yes, yes, they really do dream.
5. Song: Be Prepared
for the stampede of tiny lead beast
for the jury not to flinch
for the hands, wild in your wildless hair
for the darkest toll, your double down to get half
for the man, ecstatic with triggers
to spread your legs while they search for drugs there
for the drug there, for their mouths to ask that big question
to hear your history told to you over & over & over
for it never to change.
6. Scene: Mufasa Dies at the hands of his brother Scar
What did you expect to be different?
The hood (according to whiteness & the sadness of this film) is any jungle:
a brother kills a brotha
the left behind body a forgettable meal
for the dark, white birds circling above
7. Montage: Timon & Pumbaa teach Simba a music other than the blues
clip 1: the boy getting older in spite of everything
clip 2: the boy & the boy-friends smoking blunts
for once something else brown & on fire
clip 3: the boy who would be king with his mouth
in another man’s throne
clip 4: Timon & Simba singing
down each other’s throat
clip 5: Timba calling Pumbaa a faggot & they all laugh
clip 6: murals of all the dead friends’ faces
clip 7: funeral songs. small caskets
clip 8: red, blue, periwinkle, yellow, black, & blood-maroon rags
clip 9: flowers & picture frames on the side walk
clip 10: shot the boys laughing anyway
clip 11: shot the boys laughing in the sun
clip 12: shot the boys laughing in the rain
clip 13: shot of the boys not being shot
8. Scene: Simba comes home to kill his uncle
& even here, a black man
kills a black man, this awful cartoon, all the children cry
blood until their bodies are just bone on skin.
roll the credits, I must go weep. Why does Disney remind us
what we have learned:
- one black light swallows another so easy
- killing is unavoidable as death
- the king’s throne is wet with his brother’s blood
- the queen suffers too but gets no name
9. closing credits
say the name
of the first boy
you love
who died.
say it
& don’t cry.
say it
& love
the air
around your tongue.
say it
& watch
the fire come.
say it
& watch the son rise.
Lion King in the Hood was written by Danez Smith.