A Real Rapper

[Intro]
It's about time I introduce myself, everybody
My name is MJHanks
I come from a far away land to bring you this message
About how much I want to be a rapper
And it goes a little bit like this
(Okay, here I go, here I go)

[Verse 1]
I'm 28 and kinda late to the game
I'm thinking that there must be something wrong with my brain (Yeah)
Always skipped out on choir because I hated singin'
Now I hear my voice, and I just start cringin'
Never in gang tryouts
Unless you're talkin' bout the boy scouts
Went to church, played piano, kind of scared of the girls
Played sports and thе drums, learned to dance just for fun, and
Didn't grow up vеry well off
But still had it better than most of
My sisters and my brothers and my friends and my neighbors and my bullies and my cousins and my cats, and Jeff
Maybe one day, I'll be in the light
Stands for the fans, what a beautiful sight, but
Until then, I'm not a real rapper (I'm not)
I'm just a normal guy

[Chorus]
I like to rap, but I don't like drugs
I like to rap, but I don't own guns
I'm not about spending cash for fun
I keep it all in my 401
Never swear, cause I keep it clean
Don't need a naked woman in my routine, but
Maybe one day, I'll be a real rapper
I'll be a real rapper

[Verse 2]
If only I was good at talking fast
If only I could sing out loud with the rest
If only I knew a lingo
If only I wasn't just an average gringo
Then I could make something
People would love me
Get recognition from fans that don't know me
Sing on the stage and bump up my ego
Spend all my cash money at the Home Depot (Where's the paint at?)
But no tool could outdo me
Rap about nothing, then cash the money (Ching)
Buy a house with a big garage
Feed fat stacks to my aunt-arage
Man, what a wonderful life that'd be (So good)
What a wonderful life I see (So good)
Can't wait to live my dream (Can't wait)
Making music is a wonderful thing

[Chorus]
I like to rap, but I don't like drugs
I like to rap, but I don't own guns
I'm not about spending cash for fun
I keep it all in my 401
Never swear, cause I keep it clean
Don't need a naked woman in my routine, but
Maybe one day, I'll be a real rapper
I'll be a real rapper

[Verse 3]
Okay, it's the intro song
If you gonna leave already, I won't string you along
I'm just a guy tryna get a little time with the mic (Check one)
Feels so familiar, just like riding a bike
Weeeeee, and there I go
Bars for days, I'm like a candy store
Hersheys please, I'm serving Cadbury
Caramel feeling, so sticky
Mmm
Wait, what were we talking about again?

[Chorus]
I like to rap, but I don't like drugs (I like to rap)
I like to rap, but I don't own guns (I like to rap)
I'm not about spending cash for fun (Save the cash)
I keep it all in my 401
Never swear, cause I keep it clean (I keep it clean)
Don't need a naked woman in my routine, but (No)
Maybe one day, I'll be a real rapper (I'll be a real rapper)
I'll be a real rapper
I like to rap, but I don't like drugs
I like to rap, but I don't own guns
I'm not about spending cash for fun
I keep it all in my 401
Never swear, cause I keep it clean
Don't need a naked woman in my routine, but
Maybe one day, I'll be a real rapper
(Nah)