F Mother Nature

How's the weather?
Welp, I wouldn't know
I can't see out the windows cause my house is under snow
Well do you know who did it?
Yeah, I do...

Aye, Mother Nature
Watch you're Behavior
See, Mother Nature
You're boutta get Denatured
Cause I am the mother nature extermEnator
So F Mother Nature
I'm catering a roasting at the stake of mother nature
Cause she's a fake, two faced, happy people hater
I prefer a flying purple people eater over the demeanor of this mean or evil "never wants the heat" woodland creature
I could write an encyclopaedia
Bout how much the media
Warned ME of the seasonal disease
That we call PRE-
Cipitation laying on the pavement when the temp is saying it's below 32, Mother Nature F U
R
Not my homie, you're a lonely garden gnome who never got the D, so you had to go and settle for a tree
So you want me
Trapped in my computer screen
Instead of being free to drive accordingly wherever I please
I think
You just hate the fact that there's no existing Father Nature
So you had to act and as a relationship hater

I'm not tired of this weather, I'm delirious
I could only hate you more if I was a girl, period

But you're not the only one who's on my mind
There's another guy screwing up my life, Father Time
Makes my bed time like a quarter after nine
Cause I gotta be inside by a penny plus a dime
In time, I won't have you locking up my hands by your hands
Cause according to the sands, I'm a cinderella man
Except I lost both of my glass slippers
Oh!
One is on the steps, one is my hands, hit you
With it make you slip and fall along the icy path that mother made
Carve you to a snowman bring the heat along with summer rain

Both you and Mother Nature are grade A out of luckers
Guess you could call me a father AND a mother... haha

Lover
I'm just a lover
I can't wait to get rid of these covers
And get under the sun
Gym tan laundry
I'm coming home mama! Chris Daughtry