Zuckerman’s Famous Pig

[JUDGE]
(Spoken)
In the words of the spider's web, this is "Some Pig"......

[QUARTET]
He's some pig
Some pig
Some terrific, radiant
Humble pig (He is some pig)

Oh wow! Look at him now!
Zuckerman's Famous Pig
Sooey! What do you see?
The greatest hog in history!
Fine swine, wish he was mine
What if he's not so big
He's some terrific, radiant, humble
Thingamajingama-
Fine phenomenal-

My land! Isn't he grand?
Zuckerman's Famous Pig
Golly! You gotta agree
He's a real celebrity
Fine swine, Wish he was mine
What if he's not so big
He's some terrific, radiant, humble
Thingamajingama pig

*Tag*
The terrific, radiant
Humble (humble)

Zuckerman
Zuckerman
Zuckerman
Zuckerman
Zuckerman's

Zuckerman's Famous Pig!

[ZUCKERMAN]
(spoken)
He's some pig! And if I have anything to do with it, he's gonna live to a ripe old age!

[Chorus]
Oh wow! Look at him now!
Zuckerman's Famous Pig
Sooey! What do you see?
The greatest hog in history!
Fine swine, wish he was mine
What if he's not so big
He's some terrific, radiant, humble
Thingamajingamapig

The terrific, radiant, humble
Zuckerman, Zuckerman
Zuckerman, Zuckerman
Zuckerman's
Zuckerman's Famous Pig!

(Spoken)
Zuckerman's Famous Pig!